bio:
Graham Bishop was a leading mountaineer and geologist. He has now retired and divides his time between walking, writing and wondering. His fourth book, Poles Apart is an autobiographical assemblage of poetry and prose. He is currently working on a biography of Alexander Mckay (1841-1917), another geologist who wrote poetry.

The Last Moa (Dinornis nomoris)
    Dedicated to Dr Bruce Spittle, the last of the Moahunters

The first time that we met the bird  
we were camping by a secret lake  
when at midnight came the most dreadful cry  
I ever heard  
In the morning tracks there were in the sand  
We took our photos but stilled our tongues  
lest they thought us mad  
and it's nice to have some mysteries left in life 
 
At Arcadia, in the shadow of Red Mountain  
we heard the fearsome cry once more  
to find next day that our beer was gone  
and the primus fuel was drunk  
as happened in the Dredgeburn  
the year before 
 
We saw the bird next morning  
standing underneath a waterfall  
Big feet, brown hairy legs, plumage blue top and lower  
and grey on top, with whiskers around it's beak  
more like an aging kiwi than a moa  
It carried a young one upside down  
as a backward possum might,  
but certainly looked sharp enough to read and write  
We put it in my backpack  
but its feet and neck stuck out and it soon escaped  
to be decapitated by the chopper coming in to land 
 
In its death throes the giant bird let forth an egg  
which shattered into a thousand pieces  
We laid it reverently to rest alongside its mighty mother,  
in a swamp near a pyramid-shaped hill  
where one day a fossicker will dig  
and in time the bird will stand, tallest in the land  
proudly under the summer sky  
in the City of the Plains 
 
Stand tall,  
Apteryx spittlei  
Dinornis nomoris


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Role Play

We were wondering  
who enjoyed it most  
the sly taste of slipping together  
and could we swap sides to share the other role  
I wouldn't swap it for anything  
you said 
 
But now you have exchanged it for nothing


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[On receipt of yet another "I am sorry" letter]

The Editor Regrets

Thankyou for submitting your poem  
Unfortunately I cannot use it at this time  
or any other time  
so douse that glimmer of hope  
It is unclear how I acquired  
my right of divine decision  
It is safer to be standfast than new  
and push rising bubbles back into the murky depths  
Excuse me  
I find pulling the wings off flies  
sharpens my judgment


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